Tuesday 1 March 2011

Pancake and the Early Morning Coffee Club


Back in school we had an club: the Early Morning Coffee Club.  We'd always get to school early because French would offer us a little drop of rye in our coffee in the wee am.  First, we'd swing by the caf, and order "a  cuppa joe".  We'd always say this is a very big over emphasized Lanark county accent.  The caf-lady did not like us; she looked slightly horrified everyday when we placed our order.  Then it was off to French's locker; he would top us up.  We'd stroll back to the caf and chat and sip this fine hot beverage.

On just such a day Pancake got his name.

Later the special coffee was done and we were bored.  French was silent.  Sweaty kept saying this girl or the other was hot, Bruce Fish played solitaire, Jimmy (the future Pancake) was hungry, I listened to the lads and observed a long line forming.  There was a group of teachers and  board of education bureaucrats at the school for a big conference, and pancake breakfast.  The smell was driving Jimmy crazy.

Jimmy said: "Fuck if I couldn't go for some a them fucking pancakes".

The line moved along a bit.

Jimmy said: "Ima fucking serious, I fucking love pancakes".

I said: "Go get some bud".  French sat up, laughed, and said: "Yeah Jimmy, go snag a stack".

Jimmy replied: "I fucking will".

He did.

Jimmy got in line.  Waited.  Moved  along.  Some of the bureaucrats looked at him quizzically, but he just smiled back, and kept hold of his tray.  Our old caf-lady looked really horrified.  She gave him two.  Jimmy gestured for more.  He came back with a huge stack, maple syrup, butter and seven sausages.

Bruce Fish said: "Hey Pancake can I have one a them sausages?"

7 comments:

The Square Corner said...

Went to Lanark once. Been trying to loose the accent ever since. Think I'll keep it at this point. Nice story. Got soul.

Anonymous said...

Shoulda called him the F-bomber.

Fisheye Lens said...

I wondered where Pancake got his moniker.

Joybird said...

Yay, a backstory. What moxie.

Anonymous said...

You see, I've always been confused with your aliases. I had a buddy in HS that I would call pancake also, simply because of what the name implies...he liked pancakes. His name rhymed with Damie Bayslips. He liked 50.

POOT

Human Paradox said...

Sounds like a page right out of the Falls. Love the cakes. And the whistle dogs.

Anonymous said...

The scalded dog fears cold water.