Monday 4 April 2011

Dump Therapy


Every winter the dump is closed.  This year Bruce Fish made some extra coin ploughing for the county, but the dump is his "real job"; as he often reminds us.  Each spring he has to clean the dump.  Even though it is closed people keep dumping all sorts of trash at the gates.  Bruce Fish comes in sometime in April and has to move all the winter debris into the ravine.  He'll go through it first and take out anything recyclable, refixable, resellable, or reartable (these are the names of his sorting piles).  The rest we tip.

This year there was tonnes; the locals had really outdone themselves.  French and I went up to help him.  As a teen I hated to handle this smelly mess, but French finds it very cathartic.  He grabs a bag and absolutely heaves it.  Then he'll grab something else and smash it to bits by whipping into a tree a the bottom of the pit.  Usually, he aims for something that will shatter, smash and make the biggest noise.

Every year this becomes a contest.  Who can throw the furthest? Or who can lift the biggest piece of junk and chuck it down the pit?  French always wins.  He usually waits to the final round and lobs a dryer or other big appliance with a huge stream of curses.  It took all three of us to hurl an ancient freezer chest into the depths.

By the end we are all sweat matted and totally spent.  Rose came by shaking her head at us "crazy men".  Bruce Fish thanked us with a few icy lagers.  A fine day of dump therapy.

5 comments:

all ways 11 o'clock said...

dump therapy.
sign me up!

~robert

Friko said...

brilliant!

tell Rose from me not to fret, because boys will be boys.

I came via magpie but like this site too.

Fisheye Lens said...

I used to love it when the old man and I loaded up the half-ton with all kinds of s%#t, including the hardly used infomercial exercise equipment he couldn't resist, and did the cathartic chuck into our small town dump. Oh yeah, he also through out my Joe Montana rookie card. F&*#.

erin said...

i just like you.

good men, all three.

you find the art everywhere. (because it's there.)

xo
erin

Human Paradox said...

Hurling freezers. No wonder the boys from the county could punch so hard. Nice post OO.